Physically you are a human being, but mentally you are incomplete. Given that we have this physical human form, we must safeguard our mental capacity for judgment. For that, we cannot take out insurance; the insurance company is within: self-discipline, self-awareness, and a clear realization of the disadvantages of anger and the positive effects of kindness.

Funny Quotes About Life

Funny Quotes About Life

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"- Anonymous

"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it" - Anonymous

"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics" - Anonymous

"When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time" - Anonymous

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Anonymous

"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire" - Anonymous

"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement" - Anonymous

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!" - Anonymous

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane" - Anonymous

"You can't have everything....where would you put it?" - Anonymous

"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it" - Anonymous

"Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still " - Lou Erickso
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